Funny Christmas sentences

1. Dingdong, your Christmas elf has been delivered.

2. Christmas music, Christmas music, happy heart, blessing hands tightly!All text messages are gifts, all text messages are happy!Pile of gifts, happy river!Santa Claus is talking, Merry Christmas!

3. I can’t afford to send my children’s shoes on Christmas Eve for the Sixth Generation of Apple, so you can give me six bags of apples!

4. On April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, but it was still at 8:30!The more you think wrong, the more you can’t!We can't be fooled!

5. Christmas is coming soon. Have you hung your smelly socks on the head of the bed?Oh, Santa will put my best gift in it.Merry Christmas!

6. This is the Christmas Gospel of our Lord Jesus: Be good to others and be especially good to those who send messages. Invite her to dinner, buy her gifts often, and give her all the good or sinful money you have. Jesus will love you forever!Amen!

7. Christmas is here, and I won’t give you anything else. I’ll give you two magic weapons, both Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Use them, what do you want and how much do you want.

8. I counted on my fingers and found that I couldn’t receive gifts this Christmas.

9. I will give you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my sincerity, what is hanging is my infatuation, and what is making the material is my unchanging heart: Merry Christmas!

10. Do you want to listen to a special Christmas story?That day a turkey went to a Christmas party. It walked into the door and shouted, "I am the fire feathered elf in Hearthstone, Hello everyone!" As a result, it became the protagonist of the dinner...

11. No matter how many oranges others give you, the apples will not be able to match your every word "Merry Christmas".

12. Durex and Jesbang are sold out, and Christmas Eve is not peaceful

13. The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my life of praying for you. The bells you ring on Christmas Eve are my life of blessing and happiness for you.

14. Christmas is coming, please erect the chimney to make way for Santa Claus; please hang socks and prepare to put the gift of happiness in your wallet.I wish you laugh and joy and travel through the sky in the new year!

15. On Christmas, turn the socks over, face the inside out, and hang them beside the bed, and the whole world will be your gift.

16. Welcome the snowflakes and bloom with joy; the long bells convey auspiciousness; the strings of bells show beauty; the lights are lit to outline happiness; greetings convey friendship; blessings come from the heart: Merry Christmas, friends!

17. My care for you is like the snowflakes of Christmas, you are countless; my longing for you is like the elk of Christmas, you cannot escape; my blessings for you are like the smelly socks of Christmas, you can laugh.

18. Last Christmas, you put the diamond ring in my socks, so I gave you a year to wash your smelly socks; God gave me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks too!The rest of my life!Husband, I love you!

19. Because of your existence, this day has more special significance, because you can make an appointment with you to make a common wish under the tree, so that we can love each other for a lifetime.

20. In this wonderful sun and moon, there are no most beautiful words, no passionate words, no exquisite gifts, only deep blessings from friends, Merry Christmas!

21. Merry Christmas is not something that only reminds you of your unique years, but it will definitely make you receive my wishes during Christmas.

22. How many women were tricked into eating apples on Christmas Eve but ended up eating bananas!.

23. Christmas Eve is coming quietly, and I silently wish you blessings under the Christmas tree. The text messages I send bring you longing and bring your blessings to you. May you have a bunch of good luck, be healthy for a year, be happy every day, and be safe forever.

24. Because of Christmas, snowflakes are more romantic; because of promises, life is brighter; because of concern, happiness climbs up to a smile; because of wishes, the cold winter feels warmer; I hope you understand my thoughts and feel my congratulations, Merry Christmas!Christmas Eve blessings

25. Christmas is the intimate person in the vast crowd who is watching for his sincere blessings. May all expectations and dreams come as expected at every moment!

26. I picked up a feather in the snow, and an angel showed it. She said: Her feathers are better than the gift of the old man because it can realize one of my desires.So I made a wish: I want you to treat me to a meal!

27. On Christmas holiday, I was like Santa Claus, dragging a big bag to the shopping mall to buy.

28. I wish you a good dream on Christmas Eve night. Back to the facts, it’s Christmas.

29. Christmas is here, come and smash the golden egg: smash sweetness and happiness; smash auspiciousness and happiness, and smash the last egg and the remaining egg is the leftover egg (Christmas).Merry Christmas!

30. On Christmas Day, I dressed up and went out. I saw a "Santa Claus" floating by in the distance. I ran over and patted him on the shoulder, "Merry Christmas, old friend!" When I turned around, I found that "Santa Claus" was the girl I fell in love with at the party last night. Seeing my sudden silly smile, she also smiled so hard that she grabbed my fake beard. Everything was so embarrassing.

31. Prices are rising outside Christmas Eve, only shopping malls are discounting.

32. Auspiciousness and happiness hang on the top of the tree, happiness and sweetness are placed on the trunk, warmth and warmth are delivered under the tree, sincerity is hung on the top of the tree, romantic wishes are filled with the tree, and the Christmas tree writes a wish, wishing you a Merry Christmas and sweet Christmas.

33. Scoring records do not want to use the sun to describe your brilliance; do not want to use the moon to describe your light; do not want to use the mountains to describe your kindness, and do not want to use the blue sky to describe your thoughts.None of these can express the teacher's feelings.happy holidays!

34. We have met each other but have not met each other. Friends on Christmas Eve, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

35. Christmas is coming, and another group of fools are about to confess!(Let's watch the show!!)

36. When snowflakes fly, when candlelight is lit, when Christmas comes, when my blessings are delivered, are you smiling happily?I wish you a happy Christmas and all the best!

37. If you are late, I will give you a sideways trading. If you don’t want me to have a fluctuation, I will give you all the money to stop trading. If you don’t give me any news, I will give you peace and happiness on Christmas Eve. If there are those who are earlier than me, I will give you a daily limit!

38. Christmas is the one who has a partner. At most, I am counting Jesus. At most, I am counting the New Year’s Eve. At most, I am counting staying up late. At most, I am the one who has a partner, the New Year’s Eve. I am one year older.

39. On Christmas holiday, I am going to dress myself up as a Christmas tree and let my family find gifts from me in surprise.

40. I wish you a sweet, happy and wonderful Christmas!I wish you a happy new year!

41. On such a festive day, let’s have fun together, so that Santa Claus can be shaken out.

42. The dazzling lanterns on the Christmas tree are my prayers for peace for you. The bells of Youyang on Christmas Eve are my wishes for a happy life.

43. Bring sincere blessings. On this romantic night, the stars gently bless us, the snowflakes quietly envy us, Santa Claus is quietly looking for us, happiness and happiness pursue us in the scenery, Happy Christmas Eve!

44. I have never calculated which festival to celebrate, because it is so dull.

45. I hold a wisp of snowflakes in my hand, two stars above my head, three-color autumn waves in my eyes, nine roses in my mouth, and ten auspicious clouds on my feet, and rushed to you at lightning speed: Merry Christmas!Would you like to share Christmas with me?

46. ​​You ignite hope for students’ youth, you eliminate thorns for students’ progress, you give wings for students’ dreams, and you are proud of students’ success.Dear teacher, you work hard.Christmas is coming soon, I wish the teacher a happy holiday, happy and healthy life!

47. Christmas, carnival night, waiting for the bells, waiting for the fireworks, standing in front of the square, remember to wear more coats, have a happy day, prevent colds, remember to eat turkey, don’t forget to read text messages, Merry Christmas!

48. There are two beautiful girls named Ping An Ye and Sheng Danjie. They want to date a handsome guy. I think you are very handsome and a good man, so I want to match you up.You will have a date with Ping Anye tonight and a date with Sheng Danjie tomorrow. I wish you a Christmas Eve and a Merry Christmas!

49. Did there be laughter in that classroom?Is there any trace of our climbing tree?Are the teacher still working tirelessly on that podium?Don’t forget to pay tribute to the teacher on Christmas!

50. The snowflakes have not yet fallen, the fireworks have not yet been cruel, Santa Claus has not yet woken up, the deer has not yet set off, and the socks have not yet hung in front of the window, and everyone’s blessings have not yet been filled with all the sky.And I set out early and wish you a Merry Christmas and endless romance.

51. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends.You will have it all!Merry Christmas!

52. If an old man throws you into a bag on Christmas Day, don’t be afraid, because the Christmas gift I want is you.

53. The white snowflakes are crystal clear; the candlelight is swaying in a variety of colors; the warm fire is jumping and dancing; the golden Christmas tree is colorful and pleasant; the bulging socks are full of gifts.Dear, please accept my Christmas wishes!

54. There has been a question these days that puzzled me. You are obviously not a chicken, so why do everyone wish you a Merry Christmas?

55. Christmas is here, what should I give you?After thinking about it, it is best to give you a skull. Every night you can practice holding it to sleep, so that your courage will become bigger and bigger!Haha, I wish you a happy "restoring your courage"!

56. Christmas is coming soon, may all your Christmas wishes come true!

57. Happy Dictionary: Why is Christmas set in the cold winter? Because you need my warmth; Why is Christmas Eve set in the long night? Because you need my company; Why is Christmas only one day in the year? Because I can give you 20xx blessings!

58. On Christmas Eve, I watched the rich give away apples, the goddess collects apples, and the funny guys eat apples.

59. Christmas is nonsense!Many young people forget when the Mid-Autumn Festival is but remember Christmas!What a toddler.

60. On the colorful Christmas tree, it is full of the most sincere thoughts, on the running deer cart, it is full of the most beautiful heart, and the melodious bells are full of the sweetest blessings, and the warmest care is sent into your heart: Merry Christmas!

61. The best Christmas gift I have ever received is you who came for me through the wind and snow.

62. Grandpa Claus, I will give you a wife, you will give me a man!

63. On Christmas, turn the socks over, face the inside out, and hang them beside the bed, and the whole world will be your gift.

64. Little brat, do you want more gifts?I will teach you a trick: don’t wash your socks for a month, and then put them beside the bed on Christmas Eve, so that Santa Claus will be faint when sending you gifts, and then the gifts in his pocket will be yours.Haha, Merry Christmas.

65. I sympathize with you very much. On this cold night, I run around alone, suffering from loneliness.Don’t be discouraged. Many people really want to see you, just to say to you: Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!

66. Christmas is here, are you ready?Get your coffee, your wine, your candles, and your mood. On this day, I wish you to pack everything and welcome happiness!

67. Before Christmas, I asked New Year's Day, why didn't I stay for a while, New Year's Day smiled and said, because you don't have a holiday~

68. Christmas is here, and you still have to hang your smelly socks on the head of the bed. The Santa Claus Alliance put my best gift in it. Merry Christmas!

69. Considering that I am old and have inconvenient behavior, I have a lot of work to give gifts on Christmas, I beg all countries around the world to approve me to hand over the gifts to young people.

70. I have to celebrate Valentine's Day alone, Christmas Eve alone, Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability to take the exam, you can also celebrate it alone.

71. Santa Claus got lost and asked for help from reindeer. He accidentally passed by my window and handed me a gift, asking me to take care of him and give it to you on Christmas. May you reap a Merry Christmas and happiness.

72. I will give you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my sincerity. The tree is my love. The production information is my unchanging sincerity: Merry Christmas!

73. Know the wind, rain, and seasons. Winter is followed by the winter solstice.On Christmas Eve in the Peace Mansion, the Holy Snow is in full bloom again.At the end of the year and the beginning of the year, the winter solstice, Christmas and New Year's Day are coming one after another. In the festive atmosphere, I wish you a happy three festivals in advance.

74. The candy elves outside the candy house blew a lot of balloons in one breath, and the balloons flew around in the air like crazy. The situation was so funny!

75. The lively snowflakes come to your face; the melodious bells come one after another; the happy songs are endless; the happy dances are wonderful step by step; the warm lights are happy and sweet; deep prayers are endless good luck: Merry Christmas, friends!

76. Based on my outstanding work experience and noble credit among users around the world, I plan to apply to the prestigious organization for "Santa Claus" as a world-renowned brand.

77. Warm greetings and sincere blessings. May happiness always be with you. May you have hopes full of joy and harvest, and will be filled with a new year.

78. It’s good to have Christmas holidays, and I can finally lie lazily on the sofa like Santa Claus.

79. My Christmas wish is: the school collapses, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to someone else, and you are mine.

80. How many people change everything after a love ends.

81. Christmas is celebrated and Christmas Eve is to send peace.Santa Claus came in a carriage with gifts.I wish you a Merry Christmas, happiness for your family, wealth, good luck, health, peace and happiness!

82. Smiling at night, sleeping in dreams; smiling in the morning, life will be full of mood all day; smiling after work, full of joy and liveliness; laughing happily when you are worried, all your worries will be forgotten; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

83. If you could let the sun shine, whose heart would you warm?If you can blow the spring breeze, who would like to stretch out your smile?Who are you thinking about this Christmas Eve?No matter how the world changes, I wish you all the best.Merry Christmas!

84. Think, time flows quietly from your fingers, look, snowflakes slowly fall in the sky, think, the past is as warm as songs, and thoughts, every firework is joy, I wish you, Christmas is full of joy, and you will turn like a top, and your smiling face will never fade!

85. I have to celebrate Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone, New Year alone, if you have the ability to test, you can also let me celebrate

86. On Christmas Eve, please close your eyes and I will send you a gift quietly: I will give you a Christmas light to illuminate your good future; I will give you a small bell to shake happiness by your side; I will send you a blessing to wish you happiness and beauty.

87. Dear, this is our first Christmas. I can have a Christmas gift: gently hold me and accompany me to spend Christmas Eve that belongs only to us.

88. Under the Christmas tree, fold a paper crane, hang a star, insert a rose, make a wish, find a reason, send a blessing, and wish you a Merry Christmas!

89. Whether it is sunny, rainy or cloudy, it is every day I love you, whether it is Christmas Eve or Christmas, it is a beautiful day.

90. Integrate your thoughts into blessings, replace greeting cards with text messages, and on this romantic day, I wish you a Merry Christmas, my dear friend!White snow, green trees, loving old man, and driving deer have all blessings.

91. What is Merry Christmas?It is not that happy moment, not the bird's singing, but the happy thoughts and happy smile!

92. Please give me a chance to spend with you on Christmas Eve. Can the small request satisfy me?

93. Congratulations on Christmas Day. Send a text message to wish you that a successful career belongs to you, a happy smile always accompany you, a healthy and long life, and finally I will notify you that Grandpa God of Wealth will also visit you.

94. The sound of firecrackers on Christmas is auspicious and romantic, and the flying snowflakes on Christmas are auspicious and romantic.Family reunion, laugh, raise a glass to celebrate, sing a happy mood, and dance a prosperous life.Merry Christmas!

95. Hello!I am Santa Claus. I have a gift to give to you, but I found that your house has no chimney. After receiving the text message, please remove the roof of your house so that I can give you a gift.Merry Christmas!

96. Christmas is here. I have never given you any gifts before. This year I will prepare early, buy a basket of boiled eggs, eat them all for the whole day, and spend Christmas with you the rest of Christmas.I wish you a happy leftover egg!

97. With the arrival of Christmas Eve, I would like to ask you a good friend who thinks of my classmates and friends from afar? I wish you a Merry Christmas. May friendship last forever and wish you a happy New Year! On Christmas in the past, I always felt that Santa Claus would not come to me with excellent gifts, but this year's Christmas is different. With your arrival, I will remember today forever.

98. It is said that those who are beautiful have already started to receive Christmas gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But later I looked in the mirror again, what if there is someone blind.

99. Before Christmas comes, the blessing message is here; send a text message to say hello first, I wish you a best mood; how many blessings are there in the beautiful candlelight, the greeting message has bypassed the air; I wish you a good Christmas, a happy mood, and a smile often!

100. When you play, you can't wait to grow a pair of wings to take care of us; in class, you chew a few words to feed us; under the light, the hustle and bustle of dust are compared with the tranquility you cultivate.Thank you for the sound of the day!

101. Three Christmas treasures: smelly socks, chimneys, and pockets; usage: sexy stockings in a headband, cloth pockets tied with waist, carry a chimney as a cannon, and the old man with white beard and red robe is the target of attack. After capturing, stuff it into his pocket and bring it home, and you will be blessed with a lucky star!

102. Hang the most sincere nostalgia on the colorful Christmas trees, carry the most wonderful feelings in the Mercedes-Benz deer cart, fill the most pleasant wishes in the melodious bells, and send the warmest care into your heart: Merry Christmas!

103. This is the message I sent to you three days later. Don’t peek, tell you not to look, but to read it again. I wish you a Merry Christmas!

104. The white snowflakes represent our purity of friendship, the brilliant fireworks represent our passionate years, the fiery Christmas represents our prosperous life, what does the hanging Christmas tree represent?It means that I wish you a lot of blessings, fool.

105. I can’t afford to send my children’s shoes for 8 generations on Christmas Eve, so you can give me eight bags of apples!

106. The heart comes, think, smell, hear, the person comes, the hand comes, the feet comes, the words, do, get, the time comes, your gift has not arrived, only my blessings have been passed on.

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